fuck this shit

right...
so fuck this shit.
i was reading some other random kid's blog on here. like me, he is an honors student at uf. like me, he does pretty much nothing all the time. like me, he writes in a very self-aware style. like me, he thinks he is moderately funny. of course i think what i have to say is funnier, i use a variety of expletives and twisted references and in general mine is just better, but the point is this: the spot is already taken. it's like when you get all excited about finding this awesome parking spot only to discover as you are approaching the spot that there's one of those tiny compact cars parked snugly within. my car is much more deserving than his nasty green ford focus, but its too late.
which brings me back to my original point: fuck this shit.
so i will give up all of my dreams of being "discovered," of being the next hot thing, that whisper among everyone in the know. if you've never heard the whisper then you're obviously not in the know. and knowledge is power my friends. knowledge is power. and while i may be in the know, or at least in the vicinity of the know, i cannot be the whisper among the informed.
so yeah, i guess it's just facebook for me.
mmm nothing tastes so sweet as quitting and having more free time to sleep.

goodnight.

i gave up on that one real quick, even by my standards.
maybe one day i'll think of something to say and i'll say it here.

forever banning the use of capital letters

why hello there!
didn't expect to see you round these parts.
quite a pleasant surprise.
not as pleasant as running naked across an open field mind you, but pleasant enough.
more pleasant than going to the gynecologist, for sure.
pleasant like eating a delicious orange. yes i suppose that's about right.

so this is my new blog! woooo!
let's see how long I can keep up with this shit.
maybe i'll quit facebook for good and just be blogger obsessed.


probably not.